Oh the way that your tears run down the side of your nose
It always gets to me but not as much as it does
When it was her
And I can't help comparing the two of you
It's like a Formula 1 and a Subaru

Oh yes, I'm sorry because I love her more than I love you
Yes, I love her more than I love you

Oh you laugh at my jokes but not as much as she did
When you put your make-up on your eyelids
It's not the same
It's like chalk and cheese, her against you
It's like Motorhead and Radio Two

Yes, I'm sorry because I love her more than I love you
Yes, I love her more than I love you
Yes, I love her more than I love you
Yes, I love her more than I love you

Oh you always sing when you're taking a bath
But not as much and she sung when she was reading a map
When I was driving
And I like that coat, it really goes with your hair
But not as much as the clothes that she used to wear
When she was mine

Oh yes, I'm sorry because I love her more than I love you
Yes, I love her more than I love you (repeat to fade)